It has come to my attention that Eaton's, C--- Cola, and -fizer are all involved in a alien cover up.
This occured to me as I was sitting with my wife, watching what we thought were seed pods falling to the ground.
Upon further inspection, we realized that was what they truly were.
But of an alien variety.
We immediately took the evil alien pod to the corner drug store where they had it inspected.
This evilness was indeed the RCSP's way of domestic control and had the help of major manufacturing industries, and Quebec.
The way it worked, they had told me, was when the pod entered the body, it traveled to the logic centre in the brain. There, it gained a strangle hold on the brain stem and started to warp the normal thinking patterns of unsuspecting victims, corrupting and turning them into RCSP psychotics.
This technology is not perfect, however. The pods need a constant supply of alien energy which is provided by the big name companies that were listed before.
But why, you ask, is Eaton's mentioned?
Who do you think provided the alien technology! |
